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Phrases include:
-I'll give you something to cry about
-Go the F*ck to Sleep
-Because I said so
-I will turn this car around
-Don't make me count to three
Our funny pens are perfect for any occasion – whether it's for 4th of July, summer fun, Father's Day gifts, back to school, holiday gifts, or Christmas 2024. They pair perfectly with journals, notebooks, greeting cards, and wrapping paper, and they’re a hit with teachers and in the office for adding a touch of humor to your workday!

Parenting Pens
$13.00
$15.00
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Flexible returns